Stanlaw Fitness – The Reality Of A Dream

When I think back to when I was the happiest going to the gym I immediately think about two places, the weight room at my college and Bally Total Fitness.  One was where I got my start as a clueless weightlifter, not knowing my ass from my elbow about anything and just using machines because they had instructions on them, and the other place was that major step up.  It was like my college weight room but it had more of everything and therefore I no longer needed to wait for someone to finish up or improvise by doing something else.  But what they both had in common is that they both had great, strong support groups, we all looked out for each other, helped each other to reach our goals.  It was incredible and I’ll forever be grateful for those days.

It was a year into my time at Bally Total Fitness when I met Mike Stanlaw in the fall of 2008.  He was a brand new trainer and I saw him watching me as I struggled with cable rows with the corner of my eye.  So in between sets he began talking with me, and I wasn’t sure what to make of him.  It wasn’t personal – I stopped trusting personal trainers after my experience with the jerks at LA Fitness.  But the more we talked I slowly began to see that not only did he actually know what he was talking about, but – GASP! – he actually liked what he was doing.  I even let him show me a variation of the barbell row!  Needless to say he made a great impression on me pretty quick!

Over the next two and a half years Mike trained me on and off (I think I was the first person in Bally’s he introduced to Dogg Crapp Training, which some guys like to use when taking a break from Max Overload Training and he tried to get me to hurt as much as possible with Calf Raises but he had no luck thanks to my calves already being pretty damn strong from years of being a pedestrian).  During this time Mike also became the head trainer at Bally’s.    Then, things changed.  He got a job at New York Sports Club in Bayonne, NJ, which is much closer to his home, and Bally’s sadly closed down and is now a Planet Fitness.  That’s when you know something’s wrong with the world.

Mike texted me last year, letting me know that he was getting ready to open up his own personal training studio in Bayonne and I immediately thought to myself that if you love something you’ll do anything in your power to make it a reality and that’s what he was about to do.  Things were delayed due to legal issues that I’m sure I can’t discuss here but Stanlaw Fitness finally opened up shop nearly three weeks ago.  I finally found the time visit the new place just two days ago and man it looks great.

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GREATEST.  CLOCK.  EVER.

Holding true to Mike’s love of fitness, Stanlaw Fitness offers several kinds of training, from Bodybuilding contest prep to Zumba to Youth Training and so much more.  As of my seeing him he told me he already has 60 clients.  What was most awesome part was he took time out of his crazy ass schedule to train chest with me like old times.  We did five sets of bench, a set of pushups to failure, and then we capped it off with five sets of dumbbell bench with a Dogg Crapp style static stretch after the final rep – and all while hearing two of Randy Orton’s theme songs on Mike’s ipod!  My upper body hadn’t felt that tired in a long time!

If you live in the Bayonne area or you want to train with someone who is the real deal, who lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps health and fitness give Mike Stanlaw a call right now.  Yesterday, even.  For more info here’s the link to his website.

http://www.stanlawfitness.com

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Angel Vivaldi Live at Dingbatz

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See this guy?  Nice guitar!  Also looks metro as FUCK, right?  I would know.  The night I met him he pointed at my forehead and told me “You have great eyebrows!”  Well, for those of you who haven’t a clue who he is – because I sure as fuck had no idea until last summer/fall – this is former VeXt and Black Market Hero guitarist, 7 string guitar GOD and current YouTube sensation Angel Vivaldi and he can bury you and even every single one of your idols on guitar.  As I said, I had no idea who he was until last summer when I met my girlfriend…who happens to be this guy’s best friend.   So of course I learned a lot about the guy.  All there really is to know though is the guy’s is absolutely IN-FUCKIN’-CREDIBLE!  His aggression and his attitude on the guitar are unmatched.  His creativity as a songwriter and as a soloist?  Second to none.  Below is the link to his latest music video from his latest album released late last year, Away With Words Part 1:

So this past Saturday Courtenay and I went to go see him play at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ, during an all day festival, where he was playing a makeup gig since he injured his hand a few months back.  We both showed up a minute or two apart from each other by chance and as soon as he saw me, “Eyebrows!”, he proclaimed before hugging me a tad too intently.  Okay…

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I had to take a picture of the Deception Theory sticker on the wall there.  I used to work at Home Depot with their drummer, very awesome guy.  I wonder how he’s doing.

I was starving so before we went inside we went to Dingo’s across the street.  I’d say it’s like what Lucky 13’s was before they were able to relocate and feature bands again, a cool rock themed bar.

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I’ve just got to hear what these guys sounded like!

So after leaving during one real shitty band we came back in time for an instrumental metal band called Oraculum.  We saw them the last time we were there when they were filling in for Angel after his injury.  They were ok when I first saw them but this time they were better, especially their lead guitarist.  All that his millions of solos need is the attitude to go with the speed and aggression that’s already there and he’ll be going places.

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And while they were on we caught this hipster looking fuckface.

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This guy’s dumb head was constantly getting in the way once I began filming Angel’s set and I wanted to choke him so fucking badly.

Anyway, Angel Vivaldi had a one hour set.  One hour.  To obliterate everyone who went one before him.  Here are the opening two songs from the set:

I do apologize for the sound quality.  I hope to get a real camcorder soon so I don’t have to use the phone anymore.

The most people showed up just to see him, I know it, because I didn’t see a lot of people when I came in.  Also, it was so nice out that unless Alice In Chains were playing a secret show at this place I doubt many people would have been there for anything.  Just a year or two back no one would’ve given a shit about Angel Vivaldi or how hard he worked to get where he is and now he’s about to go on tour for his latest album.  His entire band were so on point, so tight, so badass.  Jake Skylyr had this amazing looking Carvin double neck 6 string bass, one neck with frets the other without.  His single neck bass is the reason I couldn’t post my other video.  That shit just ROARED over the whole band!  Also, Bill Fore is a BEAST of a drummer.  I swear he could play any style of metal…I’m pretty sure I heard them all that night.  Jason Tarantino is an awesome guitarist, very capable of keeping up with Angel.  I also heard him rip a few licks of his own that surely kicked my ass.

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It was an awesome show and if he ever comes to your town I’d totally recommend you get your asses down to wherever he and his band are playing.  I see nothing but a bright future for him.

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As we were leaving I had to take this picture.  As I was getting my phone ready some jackass opened the door, hit my head and had the dumbest look on his fuckin’ stupid face when asking me if I was ok before walking away like a retard.  Some people are just dumb motherfuckers.

Here are some links to Angel’s music:

http://www.youtube.com/user/AngelVivaldi

http://www.facebook.com/angelvivaldi

http://www.angevivaldi.bigcartel.com